>The Dow Bones fell 366 today

> No matter how great everything is in Nice, France, Europe, Mom and Dad complain. Right now, Dad is having his daily tantrum over his food bowl, his “on-line Scottrade account.” He’s in a rage because Mom scheduled a meeting with a contractor at 3:30, which is exactly the time the market on Wall St opens and exactly the time that Dad has his scheduled meltdowns in front of...
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>Sailing around Cap d’Antibes and Dad’s early retirement plan

> I’ve been learning how to sail in the Bay of Cannes. You know, by peeing on the sails just before they go up and running back and forth and herding Dad during the tack so he doesn’t get hit on the head by the boom. It’s a demanding job and Mom hasn’t made it any easier by forcing us to wear these ridiculous looking life vests. Finn just sits in hers and doesn’t...
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