>Harry Sax has pimples and Amputee Barbie Dog

> My wife Finley is having an extramarital affair with Harry Sax of Brentwood. I don’t get it. Harry’s bald, has only one tooth, is from death row and the worse part is: Harry Sax has black heads. Underneath that gay chenille coat, are the pimples. Mom spent an hour giving him a skin treatment while his mom, laughed like a hyena in a rat store. Mom: “Oh, my God. Look. These...
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>Deniers, Jokers and Haters

>Mom gets very upset over silly meetings that are happening on the other side of the world and Dad makes jokes about it, which drives her crazy. Mom: “I can’t believe it! There are French people and David Duke at an absolutely demonic conference in Tehran to deny the holocaust ever existed! They are really pushing it over there.” Dad: “Well you know, the Shoah must go on…” Mom:...
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>Chris DeRose, founder of Last Chance for Animals, speaking at my book...
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>Stuart and his mom Janet. She’s the one who drove all the way down to San Pedro to save my life. Stuart’s got an awfully nice...
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>Mom and Dad in a tender moment of packiness and there’s my fat wife Finn and me in my cozy sturdibag.
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