>Humping my GodDad

>Humping the Godfather Mom’s godson is my godfather and I got carried away with him last night. Everybody thought I was “inappropriate.” I couldn’t help myself from humping him like a madman. He pretended to not like it but I know he does. We talked about it and we both feel pretty creeped out. It’s weird. He could be at the hottest nightclubs in LA but he hangs...
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>Check out the hairless perv in the T shirt. He likes to watch and sniff while his cousin...
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>I did NOT have Sexual Relations with that Dog This has got nothing to do with my book deal. A couple of perverted Chinese hairless guys came over and I got sucked into a menage type of situation. I’m not proud of it and I swear, I didn’t touch that guy, but Finn was pretty close to his winky–talking right into the microphone, you know what I mean? It was wrong. Maybe...
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>Chinese Hairless...
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>Bread Winner

> I’m the bread winner of the pack now. I got a book deal. I feel sorry for Mom and Dad because my career is taking off and both of their careers are buried like an old bone. Neither one of them is making any money so I’m going to have to take care of them. I got a small advance and I’m going to get a publicist to maximize sales because we’ve got a lot of bills around here. Mom and Dad...
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